8 simple ways to get the most out of today
It’s a brand new day! Time to seize it.
Rise and shine! Are you ready to take on the day? Let’s win.
Here are 8 ways you can.
Two words: Lucky Charms.
It’s breakfast, but it’s also marshmallows. What a paradox!
Better yet, it’s a paradox you can put in your mouth. So why not do that? Who’s going to stop you? Your conscience?
We both know nothing matters anymore. All norms and semblance of regular, civilized life have long since crashed and burned. So stuff those tiny freeze dried rainbows down your welcoming gullet with delicious impunity, you human pot of gold.
Listen to the worst music you love.
Spice Girls dance party in the kitchen? B*Witched wiggle-walk around the house? Backstreet Boys luncheon in the attic? Let’s do it. Everybody.
You might have forgotten, but armed insurrectionists tried to overthrow American democracy quite recently. There was a quasi-fascist President who, faced with a deadly pandemic, failed to make a vaccine plan. At one point, half the country was on fire. So crank it up, you stuck-in-the-nineties trash raccoon.
